When Hogan's not rapping, he's busy shouting out random soundbites like " check out the pump, brother! Look at that new vein in my tricep! I mean, one listen to this and you can't help but feel sorry for The Mouth of the South. He meets a girl on the beach and invites her to a show but instead of falling for him, she gets a crush on Hogan instead. Cuckolded by his own bass player, Hart lies on the beach with this wandering-eyed Jezebelle anyway.
Poor Jimmy. Also, poor us, because we're the ones who have to hear him tell this story over what sounds like the backing music to the worst country and western karaoke song you've ever heard. Awful, but really, really funny. To the bone " No, this isn't a cover of the George Thoroughgood classic. It's not half bad. Give this one to Motley Crue and let them add a bit of sleaze and sex appeal to it, and you've actually got a pretty damn good hair metal track. I won't even call it a song.
This is literally the Owen Hart WWF theme that Hart and McGuire also wrote, only like a million times worse because it has Hulk Hogan rapping over it and some people chanting "Have fun with my family and friends" like something straight out of Barney the Dinosaur. I mean this beyond bad. This is an absolute mess, but I suppose if you have a sense of humour about these kinds of things, I Wanna Be a Hulkamaniac could well be one of the funniest things you ever hear.
There it is! Who do The Wrestling Boot Band think they are? Men on a Mission? Honestly, though this isn't quite as bad as the previous track, it's still pretty terrible.
Every now and again, Hogan will go slightly insane and yell out "Hey girlfriend" or " hey dudes! In all other respects, it's fifty different kinds of terrible, girlfriend. First, she begs The Hulkster to be bad to her and it seems he's more than happy to oblige. I don't like where this is going. After using Linda for his tawdry act, he promptly leaves. Forget hanging and banging, brother, this is hump her and dump her time.
This is one of the more famous songs from this album because of the story surrounding it. According to Hogan himself, this song is about a young fan with a terminal illness who Hogan invited to sit in the front row and watch him wrestle at Wembley Stadium on the Summerslam show. Hey check out the pythons baby The Hulkster's back back back. Packed up my boots, and I jumped in my car And I headed for The Sunshine State And when I got there I gave her call She said everything was I needed some time with the boys And she needed some time and space So we laid on the beach and get us a tan And listened to the music with the boys in the band And I'll send her a postcard whenever I can Sincerely, The Wrestling Boot Traveling Band Met a girl on the beach yesterday She looked a lot like you She heard the band play late last night And she thought the bass player was cute She was down here on her vacate 'Cause she needed some time and space So we laid on the beach and get us a tan And listened to the music with the boys in the band And I'll send you a postcard whenever I can Sincerely, The Wrestling Boot Traveling Band Ba, ba ba ba, ba ba ba.
Come on baby, we're going for a ride Just put your arms out and hold on tight If you're a heel or a babyface Brother you've come to the right Turn up the music 'cause we wanna play it loud The girls all know it's a boys night out 'Cause we're bad bad bad, to the bone Bad bad bad to the bone Bad bad bad it's so bad To the bone, to the bone, to the bone, to the bone Get on the Harley let it rip and roar Down on the throttle baby give it some more Oh Hollywood or Thunderlips The Ulimtate Male Mr.
Nanny always Rips No Holds Barred for sale Turn up the fire, 'cause we wanna like to rock 'n roll The girls all know we're outta control 'Cause we're bad bad bad Oh what a rush? Who's gonna get on the Hulk Train? Are you ready? How about that fella who's big and dead? Can you see him when you're not looking? Hell yeah! Can you smell what The Hulk is cooking? Who's next? How 'bout that Meanie who's big and Blue? If you wanna be a Hulkamaniac I can tell you how to stay on track Train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins too These are the things that the Maniacs do Positive thoughts and positive deeds These are the things that make you succeed Be good to your family and friends They're the ones who be there in the end I wanna be a Hulkamaniac, have fun with my family and friends I wanna be a Hulkamaniac, have fun with my family and friends I wanna be a Hulk I wanna be a Hulk I wanna be a Hulka Hulkamaniac When you're looking for something to do Just pick good friends to be with you You better watch out where you are at 'Cause you might be judged where you hang your hat Can you feel the music?
Can you feel the beat? The Hulkster's in the house The Hulkster's in the house, check him out Get up off your seat, He's got a brand new beat, check him out Watch out when he drop that big ol' leg 'Cause he's gonna crack you like an egg When the going gets tough, the tough get rough When the going gets tough Hey hey ho ho come on Hey hey ho ho come on The Hulkster's in the room You know he's on the move, check him out I can feel it my feet He's got a brand new beat, check him out We're gonna be loyal to our friend that's true So don't let us run wild on you When the going gets tough, the tough get rough When the going gets tough Hey hey ho ho come on Hey hey ho ho come on The Hulkster's in the house The Hulkster's in the house The Hulkster's in the house Better watch out Big boot Goddamn!
Are you looking for a body slam? Big boot Goddamn! Don't wanna be a Macho Man, McMahon We're rocking down the house The band is playing loud, check it out We're blowing off the roof And we're gonna rock 'n roll, check it out When the going gets tough, the tough get rough When the going gets tough Hey hey ho ho come on Hey hey ho ho come on You know I'd never….
I was walking down the street, looking for some action Had my radio set to a rap-rock station Saw a girl in trouble, a sticky situation She wanted me to give her mouth to mouth recitation We are the beach patrol we wanna party!
Whoa oh oh oh. I read it in the papers, I saw it on TV I guess they'll be one empty seat when I wrestle in Wembley I used to tear my shirt, but now you've torn my heart I knew you were a Hulkamaniac right from the very start You were my friend I'll see you again When the Hulkster comes to Heaven We'll tag up again The world just lost another Hulkamaniac I wish Hulk's love could bring you back again When I climb back in the ring I know we'll win this fight I wish you were here at ringside to cheer me on tonight The spotlight now grows dim, but it's not on me The prayers were said together are still our guarantee You were my friend I'll see you again When the Hulkster comes to Heaven We'll tag up again The world just lost another Hulkamaniac I wish Hulk's love could bring you back again The world just lost The world just lost The world just lost.
It's a concept album, the concept being he rules. J Maguire, and two uncredited backup singers. I first heard this album in when my brother handed me a copy and commanded that I listen to it immediately. For a former Hulkamaniac like myself that first listen was quite the experience. It immediately raised many questions, the main one being "Why is Hulk Hogan rapping? I still don't. To this day I remain baffled as to why this album was recorded, let alone recorded a decade after the height of Hulkamania.
But I'm happy it was. The overall consensus of this album is that it sucks. It has been labeled "a disaster", "a train wreck", and "a horrible assault on the eardrums". It has achieved cult classic status by being "so bad it's good". Personally that's a theory I disagree with.
Eating a rancid egg salad sandwich is never good. Diarrhea isn't ironic. As such, I think these songs are interesting, in many different ways and for many different reasons. That woman is Hulk's real-life wife Linda. She doesn't call him Terry, she calls him Hulk. They are now divorced. Apparently the people who made this album thought the public would buy it because of their interest in Hulk Hogan's bass-playing.
I can just envision kids swimming in pools with their history books in hand. When asked by mom what in the hell they're doing, the kids would simply reply, "We're being Hulkamaniacs, mom! Blame the Hulkster for that one The lyrics actually include "Whoop! There it is! Sorry Hulkster, even the Fat Boys put your pathetic attempt at rap to shame. Check it out!
Check it in! You'll be six-feet deep if you mess with my girlfriend! Check what out!? Christ his lyrics are more confusing than a David Lynch movie. Plus, you've got Jimmy Heart singing the chorus, "We are the beach patrol," but he does it in an extremely nasal voice.
This song has musical disaster written all over it. Oh and Hulk? It just doesn't work for you, ok? Well either way, this song sounds a lot like it from the very start But hey, maybe that's because he doesn't even sing on this track. It's apparently his wife's song about her love for the Hulkster and his big pythons. Or maybe I shouldn't have made that last part plural? Anyway, the lyrics are corny as hell just like you'd expect: " My friends all tell me you're bad to the bone.
Please be baaaaad to me! Whoah you're the one, the only one, Hulk's the only one for me. Between a request for him to be baaaad and Linda's lyrics about how Hulk's got her " down on her knees ," this song has some overtly sexual messages in it. This album must've been a hit with the kids! The fact that Hogan has to keep referring to the kid as a Hulkamaniac throughout the song while constantly making references to wrestling just takes away from the "poignant" message he was apparently trying to make.
Forget about the kid dying, the fact is I'm sure this song has killed many more people as they died from uncontrollable laughter. I knew you were a Hulkamaniac right from the very start. If there's one song on this album you need to hear, it's this one. Trust me. You bust out the slap bass apparently in a hard rock song.
As hard as they can rock I mean. The "Whoah, whoah
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